The Art of Overthinking

This is where I remind everyone about how much I hate everything. Succinct.

Office Secret Santa shopping is hard.

meetingboy:

Where am I going to find something for $20-$30 that is both gender-neutral and robust? Guess I’ll need to think outside the box.

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Max Power

  • Homer: There's three ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way!
  • Bart: Isn't that the wrong way?
  • Homer: Yeah, but faster!

A perfect example of addition by subtraction.

The Count Censored (via CanonD265)

“Before you give any money to the Salvation Army this year, remember, they run a program where kids are only given toys if they can present a valid birth certification or immigration papers, so that the children of illegal immigrants are punished for their parents’ deeds. At Christmas. While other kids are given toys. That your donation paid for.”
Salvation Army and other charities require proof of immigration status before needy kids can have toys - Boing Boing
Gay-bashing woman humiliated for wearing hideous skirt - Boing Boing
“Weasel Coach Update: Michigan played in 33 consecutive bowl games before the arrival of weasel coach Rich Rodriguez. Now the 5-7 Wolverines will miss a bowl for the second consecutive year, and with 68 of the 120 Division I football teams headed to a bowl following this season, it’s actually getting hard for a major program to miss a bowl invitation. Michigan has fallen from the top to the bottom of the Big Ten, and a program once synonymous with the phrase “above reproach” is now synonymous with the word “investigation.” While the university’s educational budget continues to suffer, Michigan is spending $226 million to build 82 luxury suites at its stadium for the super-rich. Only 55 suites are spoken for, and nobody’s yet actually ponied up the money for the luxo-suite fee. No major-collegiate athletic program has gone from good vides to bad vibes faster than Michigan football.”
ESPN’s Tuesday Morning Quarterback

After twice evading a game-ending sack, Stafford got crushed by two Browns linemen as he threw a Hail Mary into the end zone. He left the game nursing his bad left shoulder, and Daunte Culpepper entered the game with the ball on the 1 and the game on the line following Hank Poteat’s pass-interference penalty. However, the Browns called timeout, which gave Stafford enough time to reenter the game. After he threw the game-winning TD, he left the field wincing, unable to raise his arms in celebration.

It was the sort of thing we would admire about Brett Favre if we didn’t want that whore to die.

Kissing Suzy Kolber on Matthew Stafford’s Final Play
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