This is where I remind everyone about how much I hate everything. Succinct.Tumblr (3.0; @clusterbeep)http://blog.clusterbeep.org/<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kynxol5Ldp1qas9vyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://niemann.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/02/02/i-lego-ny/" target="_blank">I LEGO N.Y. - Abstract City Blog - NYTimes.com</a></p>http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/422226309http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/422226309Tue, 02 Mar 2010 10:26:45 -0600<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyf8pjnOR61qas9vyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What kind of fucked up Photoshop bullshit is this?  that Motorola Droid was clearly a Palm Pre in a previous iteration of this image.  Someone got paid for this?</p> <p><a href="http://ibisreader.com/" target="_blank">Welcome | Ibis Reader ™</a></p>http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/412015895http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/412015895Thu, 25 Feb 2010 17:46:30 -0600<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kycvr8gfAl1qas9vyo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://xkcd.com/706/" target="_blank">Freedom</a> (I swear this is about me. Get out of my head Randall!)</p>http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/409320996http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/409320996Wed, 24 Feb 2010 11:11:32 -0600<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxancnZQQT1qam6ylo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/372287406/sure-she-was-watering-a-street-tree-during-a" target="_blank">unhappyhipsters</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sure she was watering a street tree during a statewide drought. But the gate was made of recycled <i>street signs</i>. Carbon footprint: neutral.</p> <p>(Photo: Randi Berez; <a href="http://www.dwell.com/slideshows/sign-of-the-times.html?slide=6&paused=true" target="_blank">Dwell, Dec/Jan 2006</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/372514238http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/372514238Fri, 05 Feb 2010 10:28:38 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwo5vykQd31qas9vyo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.phdcomics.com/comics.php?f=1271" target="_blank">PHD Comics: 63% of internet readers will like this comic</a></p>http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/347926799http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/347926799Fri, 22 Jan 2010 16:16:46 -0600<a href="http://tv.gawker.com/5445522/the-most-ridiculous-names-to-appear-on-the-simpsons?skyline=true&s=i">The Most Ridiculous Names to Appear on The Simpsons - Original - Gawker.TV</a>http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/330859023http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/330859023Tue, 12 Jan 2010 12:17:45 -0600“I had a fantasy in which the Fed and the TSA (Transportation Security Administration) switched roles. If a bank failed at 9 a.m. one morning and shut its doors, the TSA would announce that all banks henceforth begin their business day at 10 a.m. And, if a terrorist managed to get on board a plane between Stockholm and Washington, the Fed would increase the number of flights between the cities.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.wilmott.com/blogs/eman/index.cfm/2009/12/29/Trading-Places" target="_blank">Emanuel Derman’s Blog: Trading Places</a></em>http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/310224693http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/310224693Thu, 31 Dec 2009 15:14:38 -0600<p><a href="http://wikimediafoundation.org/wiki/Support_Wikipedia/en" target="_blank"><img alt="Wikipedia Affiliate Button" src="http://wikimediafoundation.org/w/extensions/skins/Donate/images/banners/Banner_125x125_0001_B.jpg" border="0"/></a></p> <p>I donated to wikipedia because I like having access to information.  If you hate information then that’s cool, skip it.  But, if you’re like me and have hot love-fests with knowledge, donate now brain-clowns!</p>http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/296345770http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/296345770Wed, 23 Dec 2009 00:12:41 -0600<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FArZxLj6DLk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FArZxLj6DLk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FArZxLj6DLk" target="_blank">Flight of the Conchords:  Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros</a> (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/r8dkid" target="_blank">r8dkid</a>)</p>http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/289279734http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/289279734Fri, 18 Dec 2009 14:28:08 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuu5evr1Pq1qznigwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://log.gravitywins.com/post/288612750" target="_blank">gravitywins</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Wooh! (via <a href="http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1697" target="_blank">SMBC</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/288982426http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/288982426Fri, 18 Dec 2009 09:02:22 -0600<p><a href="http://meetingboy.tumblr.com/post/286209023/office-secret-santa-shopping-is-hard" target="_blank">meetingboy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Where am I going to find something for $20-$30 that is both gender-neutral and robust? Guess I’ll need to think outside the box.</p> </blockquote>http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/286213769http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/286213769Wed, 16 Dec 2009 09:50:39 -0600<a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2009/12/13/how-monsanto-owns-an.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+boingboing%2FiBag+%28Boing+Boing%29&utm_content=Google+Reader">How Monsanto owns and manipulates the world's food supply</a>http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/283260127http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/283260127Mon, 14 Dec 2009 09:04:10 -0600<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuhvm6nZff1qas9vyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/12/fmt.html" target="_blank">Kissing Suzy Kolber  » Blog Archive  » FMT | kissingsuzykolber.com</a></p>http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/279040924http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/279040924Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:42:05 -0600Homer: There's three ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way!<br /> Bart: Isn't that the wrong way?<br /> Homer: Yeah, but faster!http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/269124299http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/269124299Fri, 04 Dec 2009 09:37:41 -0600<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/B-Wd-Q3F8KM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/B-Wd-Q3F8KM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>A perfect example of addition by subtraction.</p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM" target="_blank">The Count Censored</a> (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/CanonD265" target="_blank">CanonD265</a>)</p>http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/269072930http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/269072930Fri, 04 Dec 2009 08:36:46 -0600“Before you give any money to the Salvation Army this year, remember, they run a program where kids are only given toys if they can present a valid birth certification or immigration papers, so that the children of illegal immigrants are punished for their parents’ deeds. At Christmas. While other kids are given toys. That your donation paid for.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2009/12/02/salvation-army-and-o.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+boingboing%2FiBag+%28Boing+Boing%29&utm_content=Google+Reader" target="_blank">Salvation Army and other charities require proof of immigration status before needy kids can have toys - Boing Boing</a></em>http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/266679036http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/266679036Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:24:48 -0600<a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2009/12/01/goldman-sachs-banker.html">Goldman-Sachs bankers ready themselves to kill peasants in the inevitable uprising - Boing Boing</a>http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/265321548http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/265321548Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:52:45 -0600<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktyeuzn3nB1qas9vyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2009/11/30/gay-bashing-woman-hu.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+boingboing%2FiBag+%28Boing+Boing%29&utm_content=Google+Reader" target="_blank">Gay-bashing woman humiliated for wearing hideous skirt - Boing Boing</a></p>http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/264346759http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/264346759Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:25:46 -0600“Weasel Coach Update: Michigan played in 33 consecutive bowl games before the arrival of weasel coach Rich Rodriguez. Now the 5-7 Wolverines will miss a bowl for the second consecutive year, and with 68 of the 120 Division I football teams headed to a bowl following this season, it’s actually getting hard for a major program to miss a bowl invitation. Michigan has fallen from the top to the bottom of the Big Ten, and a program once synonymous with the phrase “above reproach” is now synonymous with the word “investigation.” While the university’s educational budget continues to suffer, Michigan is spending $226 million to build 82 luxury suites at its stadium for the super-rich. Only 55 suites are spoken for, and nobody’s yet actually ponied up the money for the luxo-suite fee. No major-collegiate athletic program has gone from good vides to bad vibes faster than Michigan football.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=easterbrook/091124&sportCat=nfl" target="_blank">ESPN’s Tuesday Morning Quarterback</a></em>http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/257809464http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/257809464Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:29:53 -0600“<p>After twice evading a game-ending sack, Stafford got crushed by two Browns linemen as he threw a Hail Mary into the end zone. He left the game nursing his bad left shoulder, and Daunte Culpepper entered the game with the ball on the 1 and the game on the line following Hank Poteat’s pass-interference penalty. However, the Browns called timeout, which gave Stafford enough time to reenter the game. After he threw the game-winning TD, he left the field wincing, unable to raise his arms in celebration.</p> <p>It was the sort of thing we would admire about Brett Favre if we didn’t want that whore to die.</p>”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/11/meast-and-least-of-the-week-in-the-game-of-the-year.html" target="_blank">Kissing Suzy Kolber on Matthew Stafford’s Final Play</a></em>http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/257251467http://blog.clusterbeep.org/post/257251467Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:54:19 -0600